cumberbitchsandwich:

I’ve seen this shit about five bazillion times.

And it never fails to make my vagina beg for mercy.

Twice.

(Source: caroforbes)

At dinner, this happened

My dad: All the females are Cumberbitches.
Me: ...
My dad: So therefore all the males are Cumbermeisters.
My Sister: Does that mean you're a Cumbermeister then?
My dad: Yes.

(Source: ssherlock)

(Source: brianel)

«you’ll be alright,

no one can hurt you now.

come morning light,

you and i’ll be safe and sound»

(Source: supholmes)

(Source: i-paint-sky)

(Source: tomgigglestons)

(Source: johnsturturro)

fondlylovedthestars:

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